My name's Mackenzie and I'm an alien who likes surreal horror and cute clothes
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kuriwuri:

I was in an RP yesterday and this line made me laugh sO HARD

kuriwuri:

literally

kuriwuri:

don’t call him that

emeraldradiation:

my friend made me do it

hyperinuyasha:

The year is 3000. Yume Nikki has not updated. Various fangames tried to catch up to the great rising tide of indie games, but few succeed. Yet. Standing in the middle of it all is one fangame. Yume 2kki has recieved tons of updates and is bigger than all other games. The dreams are in the millions. Urotsuki’s dreams are limitless.

lilgideonsbighouse:

crazy-cipher:

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

pidoodle:

shinyv:

look at all my husbands

aiichiroun:

matduka:

aiichiroun:

y’all can have the dirtiest headcanons for characters of this show but they’re all fictional while only ONE THING IS CANON

let us never forget the time rin cleaned ai’s desk and found his porn

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baby duckling’s outran y’all

Fun fact, the pink porn books in japan are for women. This is a gay porn magazine.

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Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

askwada-andherbfs:

Sal?!

Okay but BlueSea!Sal

rockerfox999:

I took a shot at these as well.

joberholtzer:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

I could watch this all day.