My name's Mackenzie and I'm an alien who likes surreal horror and cute clothes
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cramp:

allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

kurayamisakyou:

Masatomo Nakazawa (Clear’s voice actor) drew a Noiz for Noiz’s birthday, posted it on his twitter and later he coloured it. Here’s the coloured version:

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The first progress tweet | The coloured version source

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

Dude I wanna watch samurai jack

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

sweetbunie:

I’m extremely happy to present my first giveaway! I gathered a lot of prizes to thank my followers for their continuous support (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Rules:

  • Mbf sweetbunie. Do not unfollow afterwards or else you will be disqualified >.<
  • Reblog this post. Each reblog gives you an extra entry~
  • No giveaway blogs 
  • Likes do not count
  • Do not delete the caption
  • Open internationally
  • Giveaway ends September 24, 2014
  • 4 Winners

Prizes:

Music:

Beauty:

Fashion:

2nd Place Prizes:

Music:

Beauty:

Fashion:

Runner Ups

Beauty:

Fashion:

Extra Notes:

  • Must be 18 or have parental permission. I will need to know your full name, phone number, and shipping address.
  • Winners will not be disclosed at the end of the giveaway due to privacy reasons
  • Winners will be chosen randomly 
  • Please have your ask open so I can contact you. If the winners do not respond within 24 hours, I will select new winners.
  • If this post gets enough notes, I will select more winners and add more prizes ○´∀`○

Good luck!

la-hire-ships-it:

coolscar:

when i was in 3rd grade i was really popular and these girls decided to make a fan club for me so every day theyd follow me around at recess with these little notepads writing down everything i said so they could discuss it later

and now you’re on tumblr

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead